"Boopiness"

Over the last year, I've gone from a round headed, svelte 195 lb'er, to my current, round headed 207 lbs (not so svelte).

AND I DON'T LIKE IT. NOT ONE LITTLE BIT.

I'm "boopie".  What is boopie, you ask?  Boopie is exactly what boopie sounds like.  Kinda squishy.



Me, last year:

Me, this morning:

I know.  You are saying that you can't really tell the difference, right?

WELL, IT IS APPARENT TO ME!

Interestingly, this change has coincided with my 80% decrease in running, coupled with my 3% increase in eating.  I'm beginning to see a correlation.

This was just a short post.  I think I'll go to the gym. Can someone suggest a word that is the opposite of boopie?