Instead of eating the heel and getting on with my life, I huffed and pushed it aside so I could get to the more desirable next piece. I know that I will be irritated all the way through the loaf, every time I go to get more bread. Just the sight of a heel irritates me.
Oh, and what happens at the end of the loaf? That's right - there's another heel right there, just waiting. And then what? Two heels together. Where does it end? An entire loaf of bread consisting of only heels????