Here is a very incomplete list of things that I really don't care anything about:
Whether or not Lance, Lance, Underpants doped or not
"Oopsie". Also, "I forgot"
Whether Ray Lewis looked for "Deer Antler Spray" (whatever the hell that is) to help his torn triceps
Dude is shooting fire out of various body parts - fierce!
Who will win "American Idol"
The fight between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj
Lindsay Lohan - here she is now, and back when she was an attractive woman:
Who Taylor Swift recently broke up with
Same sex marriage (really, why are people so up in arms about that one?)
Dr. Cox doesn't care, either:
Oh, I almost forgot: Hockey and Basketball